we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
They took my balls.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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