I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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