it hurts more in the daytime
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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