well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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