just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
