what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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