What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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