idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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