So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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