i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dick very happy bro
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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