I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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