No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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