You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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