WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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