it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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