So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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