You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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