But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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