Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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