I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She even gives head with a lisp.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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