We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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