i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.