did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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