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• (646): View more from New York

  Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  you lied. pity sex is amazing.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days

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  Are you goin to rehab again?

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• (716): View more from New York

  I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.

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• (619): View more from California

  But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We have so much sex to catch up on

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.

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