Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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