you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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