let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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