these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My vagina is officially offended.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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