I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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