just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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