on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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