I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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