Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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