Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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