I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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