Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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