A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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