Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
