yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
This toilet bowl is my home.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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