I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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