Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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