i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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