i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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