"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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