yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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