You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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