i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
