The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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