It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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