i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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