her vagine was all disorganized.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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