i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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