HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You're a waste of cheezeits
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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