Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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