maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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